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I’m E.O. Connors—writer, travel photographer, dinner-scorcher.

Wander through the absurd and profound with me. Sometimes on location as I visit new places. Sometimes in time, as I visit old places with memoir. Frequently as I say the wrong thing to the wrong person at the wrong time. 

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E. O. Connors is more commonly addressed as Eileen. She was raised on a small sheep farm in Connecticut where there was little money but lots of love and laughter. She decided a lucrative career was paramount so earned bachelor’s degrees in Art History and in English Literature from Rutgers University. She doubled down on poverty wages by completing a master’s degree at Harvard Extension School in English Literature and Creative Writing. Her humor essays have been published in Lowestoft Chronicle and The Furious Gazelle. She has circled the globe, twice, and writes about her many, many travel mishaps to amuse and entertain.